almost witty

You will be delighted that after five-some years of sponging off UK taxpayers’ money in one form or another, I will be in the future earning my crust by selling my soul, sweat and time to a major consultancy just round the corner as a Project Manager type dude. International travel included.

Now I can afford to buy a Playstation 3. But alas, no more throwing pillows at the TV at the insanity of the Jeremy Kyle Show, or staring in horror at the woman who advertises InjuryLawyers4U.

I could have gone to the gym I s’pose