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		<title>As if my mid-life crisis needed confirming&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re in a mid life crisis Your ears aren&#8217;t what they once were and you have resorted to doing online hearing tests. The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 12kHz Find out which ultrasonic ringtones you can hear! Bah. Time to buy a Ferrari. If I can hear it coming.]]></description>
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<div id='text'>Your ears aren&#8217;t what they once were and you have resorted to doing online hearing tests.</p>
<p>The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is <a href='http://media.ultrasonic-ringtones.com/tones/12000.mp3'>12kHz</a></div>
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<td bgcolor='#CCDDCC' style='font-family: Arial, Tahoma; font-size: 12pt;'>Find out which <a href='http://www.ultrasonic-ringtones.com/'>ultrasonic ringtones</a> you can hear!</td>
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<p>Bah. Time to buy a Ferrari. If I can hear it coming.</p>
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