"Hello. I used to work with you. Anyway, gissa job." - summation of an email I got. Except I haven't the faintest idea who he/she was.

wonders who was calling for more exams in GCSEs. I've never had an exam outside of education... http://t.co/GWO0zIO7pK

RT @greg_jenner: I'll never argue with anyone trying to improve education for our children. But bad mouthing GCSEs on the very day kids tak…

#bushw12 folks - which NHS doctors' surgery in our area is brilliant, and attentive to the needs of patients?

Grande means large in Italian. So why on earth does it mean medium at $tarbuck$?

Best. Idea. Evah. Random Doctor Who plot generator: Us Vs Th3m http://t.co/VcilEdBlui

vaguely wondered what the c... word scrawled on the canteen menu meant. Now know it means chilli. Ouch.

Did you think all people were of equal value? Not if you're foreign and want to join your British family. BBC News http://t.co/gZohQoiMkE

would love to know why a maternity lingerie company @emmajanebras are now following me on Twitter. Do they know something I don't?