almost witty

A spurned wife stabs another woman for having an affair with her husband. So far, so relatively mundane. But if it was in America, the court case would be full of screaming women.
This court case is in Cambridge, UK. The husband is 58. The wife is 61. The “other woman” (the one who was stabbed) [...]

“A Chinese-Australian woman has taken out a giant billboard in a busy part of Sydney to advertise for a husband … of Caucasian appearance”.
Note that I in no way believe people ought to stick to their own or any other race when dating, but are we really that repulsive?
Oh.

I was talking to a friend online, who basically told me she expected the man to pay for all the dates. Her reasoning? That was apparently the role of a man - to pay for dinner etc., be “the man” outside, and that was just how she was raised. In return, she’d buy fine wines [...]

From a BBC South East Wales Talking Point on “Teen Mams” - “I now have four kids all with different fathers and I’ve just turned 18. … I have a new boyfrriend now and we are planning to have a child together when he gets out of jail.”
Either it’s a spoof, or someone else is [...]