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Post archive for ‘Dating’

The tale of a New York engagement…

It’s amazing how the same story can be described by some people as romantic, and by others as cliched. So with that warning in mind, as New York freezes in the snow (lucky New Yorkers! how I love snow!), let me tell you a tale that may warm the bosoms of your heart. Or send [...]

Do men really want James Blunt as a Valentines Day present?

Scouring the Internet, I noticed that as part of their Valentines Day promotion, play247.com are suggesting that for the man in your life, you buy him the James Blunt CD/DVD for Valentines Day.
This strikes me as the most insane idea for a present since I was once given three Red Dwarf calendars in one [...]

My failure with beautiful women #1

She sits, turns to me, gives me another mega-ton killer-watt smile with the beautiful bright big eyes, and says to me…

It’s too damn hot…

We don’t get to say this very often in the UK - although it’s starting to happen with alarming regularity - but it’s just too damn hot. Which means my hormones are going a tad bonkers, principally because:
- the fans are on. Which means any woman stepping into the office suddenly brings with her a [...]

Weird weddings and relationships

twentysomething has details on what, by the sounds of it, is a fairly weird gathering for a wedding involving multiple fluid sexualities that have changed over the years. But I think I have a tale via a San Francisco friend that can top that.
I have probably bored many people by telling of this slightly [...]