This particular piece of spam in my email caught my eye and I just had to deconstruct it.
If, for instance, you really do have a virgin who wants to have sex with you (and you’re the kind of person who’s always unfathomably craved having sex with a virgin), you’re not going to have anal sex first, are you? Virgins are a lot harder to find than people you can have anal sex with, especially round here.
Imagine if your first introduction to sex was anal sex. Wouldn’t that hurt somewhat, and perhaps put you off the whole business?
Aside from anything else, if one applies an adjective to anal sex, the one that comes to mind is not sweet…