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"hard corn porn"

"hard corn porn"

This weekend has made me realise that while I may see the Internet as a great communications medium that allows me to talk/argue with people from around the world, talk to new people in Cardiff and generally make an ass of myself on occasion, others see it as the great place to get porn and sex.

A nameless friend was complaining that he couldn’t see the point of the Internet, having bought himself a new laptop to see what the fuss was about. So I got him online, and checked out his history settings. And he’d done a Google search to look for “hard corn porn”. How I managed to stifle my laughter I just don’t know.

And right now, a Libyan woman in her 20s (so she says) is trying to entice me to a IM chat/webcam chat with the immortal phrase “I like sex UK”. This follows another woman from Ghana who was trying to chat me up by stating that she wanted to have a relationship with someone from London. No hint as to whether or not my interests would interest her or anything else like that. *sigh*

Never mind ladies from a certain website who keep IMing me using a script that never ever seems to change, no matter what I say. They’ll change it once, depending on how I phrase my questioning, but then get right back to saying how horny they are and describing it. But they somehow never get to the point when they say “And now your credit card please”.

Having said that, things are getting desperate. Maybe I should get back to her.

2 Comments

  • I'm sorry, Andrew.
    I'll try to stop IMing you…

  • At least you're female. It's freak him out if he found out the one from Ghana was me.

    I'm trying to find out why someone would blow a grand on a laptop to "find out what this internet thing's all about" when a fiver will get you an hour or three in most cybercafe's with broadband.

    More money than sense?

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