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The death of Western civilisation starts here…

The death of Western civilisation starts here…

Remember how the Soviets used to decry decadent Western civilisation? Well, just in time for Christmas 2003 it has come to pass.

You can now buy a kettle, toaster and sandwich toaster that “perform one of six great impressions every time it’s finished boiling or toasting”. The impersonations are awful, and not that funny. Unless you’re a student I s’pose.

Just what is the point of a talking kettle? It might be funny to tell once, but can you imagine boiling a cuppa post-hangover and having the annoyingly chirpy voice coming at you? Or after a heavy night on the ol’ hallucinogenics?

And no, I don’t want one for Christmas. At all.


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