is that when HyperHam says she wants to go to a two-day musical theatre festival in the heart of what we call London, we go to said musical theatre festival.
Thus meaning, the news about a vintage computer orgy with OMD as the headline act completely passed me by. As did the news about the Pet Shop Boys playing Glastonbury.
But then, of course, with a wedding fast approaching and speeches needing to be written, an awful lot is passing me by these days. Bah.