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These are the Twitters I sent over the last 24 hours…

• 00:35 Is slightly worried after being told to do his fathers speech at his sisters wedding. Which is in 14 hours. And no jokes. #
• 11:34 Just put a pair of cufflinks on for the first time. I think! #
• 11:40 I’ve only got 4 minutes to use this free wi-fi! #
• 11:47 Just put a pair of cufflinks on for the first time. I think! #
• 13:17 Made my first social faux pas. Asked someone where their husband was only to find they are not together any more. Oops! #
• 16:19 My sister is now married. Woo hoo! #

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These are the Twitters I sent over the last 24 hours…

• 09:43 Wondering whether i should get my sister a wedding card if i am going to her wedding tomorrow. Not an etiquette expert. #
• 11:32 is off to buy a card for my sister’s wedding. Message received loud and clear. Where’s that etiquette guide… #

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These are the Twitters I sent over the last 24 hours…

• 18:35 Just played creep and i think i’m paranoid on rock band. Je suis un rock star. #

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• 12:28 Wondering whether the howling noise is the wind or a neighbour having a good time #

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Over the last weekend, I have observed the following people on the tube:

- One short naturally bald and slightly older man, and one tall shaved-bald younger man. I’m assuming they were together because they got off the tube train together.

- One woman with dyed blonde hair that failed to hide the grey roots (thus looking like a female member of Status Quo), talking animated and enthusiastically about something. And her companion, one of those mid-30s women trying to look like a teenage boy complete with plastic shellsuit top, and lesbian-savvy black T-shirt failing to hide a reasonable amount of boobage, nodding sagely as if taking in all the information. But she was probably thinking ‘Shut the hell up, I just want to kiss you’. Or something.

- Two women on the tube, dressed in a bizarre set of costumes. One woman, who was naturally well-endowed had augmented it with a ridiculous set of falsies, and her companion was a very thin, frail blonde woman. And they both carried light sabres. Asked them about it, apparently there was an anime/sci-fi convention nearby.

Which was handy information, as later on, waiting for another tube train, one arrived and expunged a veritable busload of young women, all in various anime/sci-fi costumes. Which is unusual.