As people know – especially AOL – on the web, a good article isn’t as important as an attention-grabbing headline that compels people to click on the page title from a list of search results.
After some brainstorming between Hyperham and I, we think the best headline for a webpage would be:
LESBIAN HARRY POTTER SEXES UP TWILIGHT HOTTIE ROBERT PATTENSON ON PILE OF LOLCATS WHILE GOP LOOKS ON. WITH MONSTER TRUCKS
(I’m not sure about her obsession with monster trucks. It’s an American thing I imagine)
Can you do any better?