Donate sperm, get tickets to a music festival in Europe.
Oddly, I’d love to go to a music festival, but who would I go with? Who’d hold my hand ?!
My issue is they don't make it clear if you get a weekend ticket or just a day ticket. I'd jizz into a cup for a Graspop weekend ticket, no worries.
If that is how you have got the ticket I doubt anyone is going to volunteer to hold your hand…
Andy – I think you could be in here 😉
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